jeudi 21 janvier 2010

THE FANTASTIC ADVENTURES OF GOOGLE AND GENTLEGOOGLE



The Fantastic Extraordinary and most delirious adventures of GOOGLE and

GENTLEGOOGLE ...




All « W O R L D’s 
I N F O R M A T I O N
 D A T A »



This means pictures , videos , books , all the


« E N C Y C L O P E A D I A S ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² »

All the "LIBRAIRIES CONTENT ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² »


So Many « B O O K S ²²²²²²²²

Everywhere on a single «HANDHELD ELECTRONIC DEVICE »

« S M A R T P H O N E « « I P H O N E » « I P O D »

You name it … Not bigger than a candi sweet Small box …

I can Read unlimited content thanks to « GOOGLE

READER » and Internet connection providers and Mr.GATES

And Mr .APPLE…

« Just imagine for a second if I had to carry all the

« B O O K S ²²²²²²²² »

WITH ME ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²

The weight it would make , without mentionning all the videos ,

99999999²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² TONS

And the paper work , and électronique mail ..


There you are , I can even see « LOVELY SMILING SUNSHINE »

Smiling at me , sure she is very lovely …..

Making tons of gestures with her funny hands …






All " WORLD' S " problems solved thanks
to " G O O G L E' S last invention or
innovation " G .G .D .I .B. O. L."
"G O O G L E . G L O B A L.
D E S K T O P . I N T E R N A T I O N A L.
B U S I N E S S . O N . L I N E .


"
Take all your " Business and your
entire staff's company with you
wherever you go in the " WORLD "
with just a single " LABTOP"
connected magically to the Internet
via " Satellite " at the touch of a
button ...there you are the " WORLD "
Your " finger " connecting to the
whole world and beyond the Universe...

Thanks to " GOOGLE EARTH "
And you have all your company's
staff right there with even " ADOBE ' S
PERFERCTION ON LINE" sharing the
World with " VISIO CONFERENCING"
You won't even recognize " LADY GAGGA"in London
disguised as a " CHAMELEON "...
Running happily your business on line
through the last new meaning of " Internet "

I............................INTERNATIONAL - INTERCONTINENTAL

N.........................NAVIGATION

T.........................TECHNOLOGY

E.........................ELECTRONICALLY

R........................ROUTED

N.......................NETWORK

E.......................EXPERT, EFFICIENT

T......................TELECOMMUNICATION

Everyone 's happy and saying

"H E L L O " to .....

"S m i l i n g L o v e l y S u n s h i n e "

"Smiling Singing Joking Sunshine "
"Smiling Weeping Warrior Sunshine "


"Smiling Bald Googlers Sunshine "

"LARRYMAMOOTHTRA "

"ERICSMIDTMAMOOTHRA"

"SERGEYBRMAMMOTHRA"


"AVINASH KAUSHIKMAMOOTHRA"


"Nick Mihailovski  NICK   MIHAILOVSKIMAMMOOTHRA "


David  Drummond as   DRUMMONDMAMOOTHRA


Nikesh  Arora  as    ARORAMAMMOOTHRA




Anf all the " GOOGLERS WORLDWIDE "
Gentlegoogle's Best Friends ....

There you are ...

Being connected to the Internet through

Protocol being perfectly syncronised

and joining the " Virtual World "

to the " Real World " through

the Optical Fibres ....

Thanks to the last innovation...

No more problems ...

We are back in history , in prehistorical

times when " M a r t h a " was callled

" Mammourissthra " and Smiling Sunshine

called" Jammoussicstra "

Smiling Weeping Warrior Sunshine

called " MAMMOUTHMAEOHAISSTRA"

And the smiling Bald Googler called

"Mammouthmatcutstra"

All happy in their elements...

Mind you , you would hardly recognize

them ...

And our" HERO " of the story

GENTLEGOOGLE called "Herculegooglemammoothstra "






gentlegoogle





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