mardi 9 octobre 2012

NEVER SAY NOT COMPATIBLE












NEVER  SAY   NOT COMPATIBLE "

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Not  compatible ?  You  must be joking  Smiling  Sunshine !

When , you' ll have  , half a dozen babies , or a full dozen , if

you'd rather , you'll love it !  How  cute !

just concentrate caringly to what follows , when in the coming

years , we"ll take all of them to "GOOGLE  HEADQUARTERS"

at their offices ... Imagine , the great fun we will all have , when

they will pass their "stools" with heavenly smell  all over the

place , and make " pee-pee" on the floor ...

careful to the computers ! And also , screaming like mad ...

surely the staff will be at a loss , the computers might be spared

but imagine the " Keyboards " , being wet with some funny

liquid ..;" Pee-pee "

just imagine , all the staff wiping the keyboards with some

Huggies of course , the best , unless " GOOGLE" would

commercialize it's own nappies "   GOOGLE   NAPPIES"

There , " Schullikakkakkatil"  would have a job to do !

Unless , you prefer us to adopt  " 250  BABIES" from different

countries all around the " WORLD" ...

how lovely , straight from " HEAVENS " ...

" P R E S S    C O V E R A G E "  would be a must , if not 

encouraged... " NBC , CBS, CNN, Fox NEWS , the washington 

post , and all the rest , could just imagine for a second ,

the headlines " SMILING SUNSHINE" ...

" 2 5 0    B A B I E S "  have taken control

of  " GOOGLE   HEADQUARTERS " ...

Not enough " NANNIES" were found to clean 

up all the " MESS"  ...

All this, because " GOOGLE" DIDN4T

Commercialize  it's own   "NAPPIES"...

"GOOGLE   NAPPIES" ...

Then , you'll be proud of yourself and myself...


Smiling   Sunshine



GIGAGULLIVER





jeudi 21 janvier 2010

THE FANTASTIC ADVENTURES OF GOOGLE AND GENTLEGOOGLE



The Fantastic Extraordinary and most delirious adventures of GOOGLE and

GENTLEGOOGLE ...




All « W O R L D’s 
I N F O R M A T I O N
 D A T A »



This means pictures , videos , books , all the


« E N C Y C L O P E A D I A S ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² »

All the "LIBRAIRIES CONTENT ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² »


So Many « B O O K S ²²²²²²²²

Everywhere on a single «HANDHELD ELECTRONIC DEVICE »

« S M A R T P H O N E « « I P H O N E » « I P O D »

You name it … Not bigger than a candi sweet Small box …

I can Read unlimited content thanks to « GOOGLE

READER » and Internet connection providers and Mr.GATES

And Mr .APPLE…

« Just imagine for a second if I had to carry all the

« B O O K S ²²²²²²²² »

WITH ME ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²

The weight it would make , without mentionning all the videos ,

99999999²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² TONS

And the paper work , and électronique mail ..


There you are , I can even see « LOVELY SMILING SUNSHINE »

Smiling at me , sure she is very lovely …..

Making tons of gestures with her funny hands …






All " WORLD' S " problems solved thanks
to " G O O G L E' S last invention or
innovation " G .G .D .I .B. O. L."
"G O O G L E . G L O B A L.
D E S K T O P . I N T E R N A T I O N A L.
B U S I N E S S . O N . L I N E .


"
Take all your " Business and your
entire staff's company with you
wherever you go in the " WORLD "
with just a single " LABTOP"
connected magically to the Internet
via " Satellite " at the touch of a
button ...there you are the " WORLD "
Your " finger " connecting to the
whole world and beyond the Universe...

Thanks to " GOOGLE EARTH "
And you have all your company's
staff right there with even " ADOBE ' S
PERFERCTION ON LINE" sharing the
World with " VISIO CONFERENCING"
You won't even recognize " LADY GAGGA"in London
disguised as a " CHAMELEON "...
Running happily your business on line
through the last new meaning of " Internet "

I............................INTERNATIONAL - INTERCONTINENTAL

N.........................NAVIGATION

T.........................TECHNOLOGY

E.........................ELECTRONICALLY

R........................ROUTED

N.......................NETWORK

E.......................EXPERT, EFFICIENT

T......................TELECOMMUNICATION

Everyone 's happy and saying

"H E L L O " to .....

"S m i l i n g L o v e l y S u n s h i n e "

"Smiling Singing Joking Sunshine "
"Smiling Weeping Warrior Sunshine "


"Smiling Bald Googlers Sunshine "

"LARRYMAMOOTHTRA "

"ERICSMIDTMAMOOTHRA"

"SERGEYBRMAMMOTHRA"


"AVINASH KAUSHIKMAMOOTHRA"


"Nick Mihailovski  NICK   MIHAILOVSKIMAMMOOTHRA "


David  Drummond as   DRUMMONDMAMOOTHRA


Nikesh  Arora  as    ARORAMAMMOOTHRA




Anf all the " GOOGLERS WORLDWIDE "
Gentlegoogle's Best Friends ....

There you are ...

Being connected to the Internet through

Protocol being perfectly syncronised

and joining the " Virtual World "

to the " Real World " through

the Optical Fibres ....

Thanks to the last innovation...

No more problems ...

We are back in history , in prehistorical

times when " M a r t h a " was callled

" Mammourissthra " and Smiling Sunshine

called" Jammoussicstra "

Smiling Weeping Warrior Sunshine

called " MAMMOUTHMAEOHAISSTRA"

And the smiling Bald Googler called

"Mammouthmatcutstra"

All happy in their elements...

Mind you , you would hardly recognize

them ...

And our" HERO " of the story

GENTLEGOOGLE called "Herculegooglemammoothstra "






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